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The War of the Roses

It was the Caramel Velvet Who started it, Getting a nudge From the Country Fudge Who began to scuffle With the Chunky Truffle: He had him Over a Golden Barrel. To the Turkish Delight, All became night...

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Richard The Undeterred

Richard the Third Got himself found And disinterred From under the ground. No more would he fester In a car park in Leicester.

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Not Reigning But Drowning

Go on, get back. I’m a king of fine repute. Because I rule the waves And my name is Canute. Hey, did you listen to me? You can’t lap against my boot. Because I rule the waves And my name is Canute....

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Richard the Lionheart

He had the heart of a lion. He was as strong as an ox. But he had the liver of a goat and the stomach of a fox. The doctors were sent for to allay the king’s fears, but they were confounded by his...

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